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Shitty Cinema is a comedy podcast about three film masochists that love movies but hate themselves. We recommend starting with newer episodes, or movies you’ve watched before. But you don’t have to take orders from a screen man, that’s on you.
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Jun 21, 2026
Jun 21, 2026
45 min
He's popeye the sailor man (TOOT TOOT)
Shipping coke in filming cans (TOOT TOOT)
A musical barely, spinach seen rarely, but would you watch it again? (TOOT MFIN TOOT)
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Jun 10, 2026
Jun 10, 2026
41 min
Jay turns out to be a secret Michael Ironside stan, Dave wants to live forever with Sean Connery, and Casey's timeline board is now a pile of ash with a rolled up dollar bill tossed next to it.
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May 24, 2026
May 24, 2026
42 min
Is the final prize really a curse? Is trying to make sense of this series of films also a curse? Can Dave make it make sense?
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May 22, 2026
May 22, 2026
49 min
Our third reboot in the series has everyone in their feelings, Dave is our local Highlander connoisseur, and Donnie Yen always leaves us needing more.
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May 16, 2026
May 16, 2026
47 min
This week we try to figure out how to determine your highlander name... is it like a nickname and is given? Can you pick your own? If you already embroidered jackets can you still demand they call you that?
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May 7, 2026
May 7, 2026
47 min
Is the prize of killing every immortal on the planet cheaper than getting a vasectomy? Is reading minds ruining your relationship? Is meeting Sean Connery worth a years pay? The answers may surprise you, like the surprise of the biggest o of your life after decapitating a man...
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Apr 27, 2026
Apr 27, 2026
42 min
Bring it on Krump or be Krumped was picked based solely on this clip: https://youtu.be/zTSz1Mvs9Yw?si=QvewLHXTnD6SvCdb
Viewer cringe is advised.
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Apr 23, 2026
Apr 23, 2026
40 min
In what seems to be a film made by a man who was once scorned by Frasier Park, comes the unfortunate physical embodiment of a child not embraced by the village will see it burn. If you can sit through this film then gold star for you!
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Apr 18, 2026
Apr 18, 2026
49 min
Does Ozone have plans to marry his 3d skeet sheet if Kelly leaves for Paris? Is Turbo in love with a serial caster? How many kids did Kelly's dad kill on his way to a dance off? All of these questions answered and more!
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Apr 7, 2026
Apr 7, 2026
32 min
Can we break into a new genre of film? How big were the men back then that they could wear bandanas as belts? WOULD ICE T RAP ABOUT YOUR ED? Probably.
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