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Shitty Cinema is a comedy podcast about three film masochists that love movies but hate themselves. We recommend starting with newer episodes, or movies you’ve watched before. But you don’t have to take orders from a screen man, that’s on you.
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4 days ago
4 days ago
Is the final prize really a curse? Is trying to make sense of this series of films also a curse? Can Dave make it make sense?
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6 days ago
6 days ago
Our third reboot in the series has everyone in their feelings, Dave is our local Highlander connoisseur, and Donnie Yen always leaves us needing more.
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Saturday May 16, 2026
Saturday May 16, 2026
This week we try to figure out how to determine your highlander name... is it like a nickname and is given? Can you pick your own? If you already embroidered jackets can you still demand they call you that?
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Thursday May 07, 2026
Thursday May 07, 2026
Is the prize of killing every immortal on the planet cheaper than getting a vasectomy? Is reading minds ruining your relationship? Is meeting Sean Connery worth a years pay? The answers may surprise you, like the surprise of the biggest o of your life after decapitating a man...
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Monday Apr 27, 2026
Monday Apr 27, 2026
Bring it on Krump or be Krumped was picked based solely on this clip: https://youtu.be/zTSz1Mvs9Yw?si=QvewLHXTnD6SvCdb
Viewer cringe is advised.
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Thursday Apr 23, 2026
Thursday Apr 23, 2026
In what seems to be a film made by a man who was once scorned by Frasier Park, comes the unfortunate physical embodiment of a child not embraced by the village will see it burn. If you can sit through this film then gold star for you!
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Saturday Apr 18, 2026
Saturday Apr 18, 2026
Does Ozone have plans to marry his 3d skeet sheet if Kelly leaves for Paris? Is Turbo in love with a serial caster? How many kids did Kelly's dad kill on his way to a dance off? All of these questions answered and more!
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Tuesday Apr 07, 2026
Tuesday Apr 07, 2026
Can we break into a new genre of film? How big were the men back then that they could wear bandanas as belts? WOULD ICE T RAP ABOUT YOUR ED? Probably.
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Tuesday Mar 31, 2026
Tuesday Mar 31, 2026
If you can sit through a movie that top bills Anthony Hopkins yet only had him in 12 minutes of the film, you may be entitled to a Freejack. Freejack with every purchase, supplies limited, must have the lobotomized body of a half dead race car driver shorter than Rene Russo. Void in Canada.
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Friday Mar 27, 2026
Friday Mar 27, 2026
It may be back to the Cinema, but we are going in forward in time, but backwards in society. Dave may have found his 13th reason in this film, Casey thinks this is a coping movie for those who settle, and Jay KNOWS Jen Garn could have warned us about a certain New York tragedy.
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