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Shitty Cinema is a comedy podcast about three film masochists that love movies but hate themselves. We recommend starting with newer episodes, or movies you’ve watched before. But you don’t have to take orders from a screen man, that’s on you.
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Mar 31, 2026
Mar 31, 2026
46 min
If you can sit through a movie that top bills Anthony Hopkins yet only had him in 12 minutes of the film, you may be entitled to a Freejack. Freejack with every purchase, supplies limited, must have the lobotomized body of a half dead race car driver shorter than Rene Russo. Void in Canada.
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Mar 27, 2026
Mar 27, 2026
45 min
It may be back to the Cinema, but we are going in forward in time, but backwards in society. Dave may have found his 13th reason in this film, Casey thinks this is a coping movie for those who settle, and Jay KNOWS Jen Garn could have warned us about a certain New York tragedy.
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Mar 15, 2026
Mar 15, 2026
35 min
What is more barbaric than loincloths, crystals, and wizards? Letting a Troma film dictate its own pace.
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Mar 10, 2026
Mar 10, 2026
45 min
How is Timeline the film that made Michael Crichton quit letting Hollywood turn his books into movie? How does one woman be forced to ignore her instincts about a clingy Paul Walker? I guess when it's only bubonic plague dudes or Paul Walker.... and no AA batteries...
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Mar 2, 2026
Mar 2, 2026
44 min
Did Kate's ex fill in for Kevorkian when he was in jail? Was it a land grab? Why is no one investigating the disappearance of Kate??! Where is the sequel?
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Feb 28, 2026
Feb 28, 2026
46 min
Has Elijah Wood seen the original cut of every great film? Casey finds out Van Damme sacrificed a man's eye for his career, and Dave finds out the only rule of the wasteland is Fender gets to watch...
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Feb 10, 2026
Feb 10, 2026
42 min
This week we learn how to make cars more fuel efficient, how to hide secret killer soldier programs from the government, and most importantly, DO NOT sign up for an arts and crafts class taught by Dolph Lundgren!
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Feb 3, 2026
Feb 3, 2026
34 min
Van Damme and the military sitting in a tree, k-i-c-k-i-n-g. First comes coup, Second in Command, watch a recycled movie starring Jean-Claude Van Damme!
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Jan 26, 2026
Jan 26, 2026
38 min
One, two, Keaton's coming for you. Three, four, pretty sure the marriage certificate is out the door. Is it polygamy if it's a gaggle of clones? Asking for Andie MacDowell.
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Jan 21, 2026
Jan 21, 2026
49 min
In South Atlanta he was cloned and raised, with Clive Owen is how he spent most of his days. Shootin' guns, ridin' bikes all cool, but dads gotta die so I can go to school! So a couple a feds, one was retired, try to figure out how I was sired. We got in some fights and my dad didn't care, so my clone daddy shot him, yo home to Bel Air (University)
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