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Shitty Cinema is a comedy podcast about three film masochists that love movies but hate themselves. We recommend starting with newer episodes, or movies you’ve watched before. But you don’t have to take orders from a screen man, that’s on you.
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What is more barbaric than loincloths, crystals, and wizards? Letting a Troma film dictate its own pace.
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Tuesday Mar 10, 2026
Tuesday Mar 10, 2026
How is Timeline the film that made Michael Crichton quit letting Hollywood turn his books into movie? How does one woman be forced to ignore her instincts about a clingy Paul Walker? I guess when it's only bubonic plague dudes or Paul Walker.... and no AA batteries...
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Monday Mar 02, 2026
Monday Mar 02, 2026
Did Kate's ex fill in for Kevorkian when he was in jail? Was it a land grab? Why is no one investigating the disappearance of Kate??! Where is the sequel?
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Saturday Feb 28, 2026
Saturday Feb 28, 2026
Has Elijah Wood seen the original cut of every great film? Casey finds out Van Damme sacrificed a man's eye for his career, and Dave finds out the only rule of the wasteland is Fender gets to watch...
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Tuesday Feb 10, 2026
Tuesday Feb 10, 2026
This week we learn how to make cars more fuel efficient, how to hide secret killer soldier programs from the government, and most importantly, DO NOT sign up for an arts and crafts class taught by Dolph Lundgren!
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Tuesday Feb 03, 2026
Tuesday Feb 03, 2026
Van Damme and the military sitting in a tree, k-i-c-k-i-n-g. First comes coup, Second in Command, watch a recycled movie starring Jean-Claude Van Damme!
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Monday Jan 26, 2026
Monday Jan 26, 2026
One, two, Keaton's coming for you. Three, four, pretty sure the marriage certificate is out the door. Is it polygamy if it's a gaggle of clones? Asking for Andie MacDowell.
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Wednesday Jan 21, 2026
Wednesday Jan 21, 2026
In South Atlanta he was cloned and raised, with Clive Owen is how he spent most of his days. Shootin' guns, ridin' bikes all cool, but dads gotta die so I can go to school! So a couple a feds, one was retired, try to figure out how I was sired. We got in some fights and my dad didn't care, so my clone daddy shot him, yo home to Bel Air (University)
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Monday Jan 12, 2026
Monday Jan 12, 2026
Neil Breen wants you to know 3 things: that you might be corrupt, your bankers are DEF corrupt, and he could but chooses not to bang tigers. We just want to know 2 things: have you seen it and would you watch it again?
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Sunday Jan 04, 2026
Sunday Jan 04, 2026
Is this Keanu's worst film? Will birds no m know how to get home minus a half a moon? Can someone smarter than us tell us who is right about getting the moon cut up because we know DAAAAVE can't be right. Check to see if the math if 3 space rats + 2 Jim Carrey's = 3 cinemite would watch it again adds up!
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