Shitty Cinema

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies - Unholy Matrimony Month

It's a tough game of who would you rather bang: Satan or an edgelord?

Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter - Unholy Matrimony Month

The gang parses the thigh strength needed to stay on a horse during a full speed barrel roll, as well as historical context of child assassination.

King Kong Vs. Godzilla - Unholy Matrimony Month

Dave and Juice prove they are impervious to being cultured when exposed to a classic

Transporter Refueled - Tits and Tires Month

Learn how close is too close while having sex in the next room over from your dad.

200 M.P.H. - Tits and Tires Month

Ever imagine what a clip art movie would look like? What if half of it took place in a strip club?

Maximum Overdrive - Tits and Tires Month

Emilio Estevez can't sweat his way out of this one! Technology is here to kill you!

Gas Pump Girls - Tits and Tires Month

If this movie has taught us anything, it's drop out of school and run a gas station. What could go wrong?

Paranoid Girls - Capitalism Month

Cocaine filled photo shoots, nymphomania, and eating disorders (but in spanish).

Confessions of a Shopaholic - Capitalism Month

You will actually be rooting for creditors by the end of this film. Bonus points if you can stay awake during the whole run time of the film.

Chopping Mall - Capitalism Month

All of the best from the 80's! Capitalism, hair, and horror! Beep boop bop, this one has robots!