Episodes

Sunday Mar 22, 2020
Godzilla Vs Space Godzilla - Cardboard Kaiju
Sunday Mar 22, 2020
Sunday Mar 22, 2020
Listen, we would really love to tell you about this film, but a psychic space moth just sprinkled LSD everywhere, so we'll be in the corner licking the wall instead.

Sunday Mar 15, 2020
Atlantic Rim - Cardboard Kaiju
Sunday Mar 15, 2020
Sunday Mar 15, 2020
How does the Kmart knockoff version of Pacific Rim compare to the original? How drunk do you have to be to drive a robot? And was this movie your last attempt before succumbing to adult acting?

Sunday Mar 08, 2020
Pacific Rim Uprising - Cardboard Kaiju
Sunday Mar 08, 2020
Sunday Mar 08, 2020
That one guy from Star Wars (no, the other one) and Charlie Day battle it out mechs versus monsters, leaving us to ask ourselves: where's the drunk guy in a rubber suit?

Sunday Mar 01, 2020
Big Man Japan - Cardboard Kaiju
Sunday Mar 01, 2020
Sunday Mar 01, 2020
This week it took a special guest to help us figure out what the hell we just watched, and convince us that Satan baby can't hurt you in real life!

Sunday Feb 23, 2020
Double Impact - VanDammuary
Sunday Feb 23, 2020
Sunday Feb 23, 2020
Two Van Dammes, one Cinema! The gang asks the age old question: who did it better, Van Damme or Lohan?

Sunday Feb 16, 2020
Kill Em' All - VanDammuary
Sunday Feb 16, 2020
Sunday Feb 16, 2020
We'd love to tell you all about Kill em All, but it would be a HIPPA violation. So break a few "laws" this week with Shitty Cinema!

Sunday Feb 09, 2020
Sudden Death - VanDammuary
Sunday Feb 09, 2020
Sunday Feb 09, 2020
The boys try to convice Casey there's a difference between a security guard and a firemarshall, and the cinema reignites the gangs love for Powers Booth.

Sunday Feb 02, 2020
Kick Boxer - Vandammuary
Sunday Feb 02, 2020
Sunday Feb 02, 2020
What's better than an abusive hermit teaching you how to fight? Contributing to deforestation by kicking down trees!

Sunday Jan 26, 2020
The Scorpion King - Awful Aughts
Sunday Jan 26, 2020
Sunday Jan 26, 2020
Thick thighs make the cinema rise! This sweeping epic gets sand in all the right places, and The Rock serves looks.

Sunday Jan 19, 2020
Battlefield Earth - Awful Aughts
Sunday Jan 19, 2020
Sunday Jan 19, 2020
Dave makes us watch a Scientology commercial for 2 hours, and John Travolta doesn't. even. dance. Is he the pigeon hat bandit?