Shitty Cinema

Godzilla King of the Monsters - Cardboard Kaiju

This week we learn a few things like all kaiju bodies are beautiful, you're never too young to find out your mom's an eco-terrorist, and the sea of Japan couldn't satiate Casey's thirst for Ken Watanabe.

Godzilla Vs Space Godzilla - Cardboard Kaiju

Listen, we would really love to tell you about this film, but a psychic space moth just sprinkled LSD everywhere, so we'll be in the corner licking the wall instead.

Atlantic Rim - Cardboard Kaiju

How does the Kmart knockoff version of Pacific Rim compare to the original? How drunk do you have to be to drive a robot? And was this movie your last attempt before succumbing to adult acting?

Pacific Rim Uprising - Cardboard Kaiju

That one guy from Star Wars (no, the other one) and Charlie Day battle it out mechs versus monsters, leaving us to ask ourselves: where's the drunk guy in a rubber suit?

Big Man Japan - Cardboard Kaiju

This week it took a special guest to help us figure out what the hell we just watched, and convince us that Satan baby can't hurt you in real life!

Double Impact - VanDammuary

Two Van Dammes, one Cinema! The gang asks the age old question: who did it better, Van Damme or Lohan?

Kill Em' All - VanDammuary

We'd love to tell you all about Kill em All, but it would be a HIPPA violation. So break a few "laws" this week with Shitty Cinema!

Sudden Death - VanDammuary

The boys try to convice Casey there's a difference between a security guard and a firemarshall, and the cinema reignites the gangs love for Powers Booth.

Kick Boxer - Vandammuary

What's better than an abusive hermit teaching you how to fight? Contributing to deforestation by kicking down trees!

The Scorpion King - Awful Aughts

Thick thighs make the cinema rise! This sweeping epic gets sand in all the right places, and The Rock serves looks.