Episodes

Sunday Feb 23, 2020
Double Impact - VanDammuary
Sunday Feb 23, 2020
Sunday Feb 23, 2020
Two Van Dammes, one Cinema! The gang asks the age old question: who did it better, Van Damme or Lohan?

Sunday Feb 16, 2020
Kill Em' All - VanDammuary
Sunday Feb 16, 2020
Sunday Feb 16, 2020
We'd love to tell you all about Kill em All, but it would be a HIPPA violation. So break a few "laws" this week with Shitty Cinema!

Sunday Feb 09, 2020
Sudden Death - VanDammuary
Sunday Feb 09, 2020
Sunday Feb 09, 2020
The boys try to convice Casey there's a difference between a security guard and a firemarshall, and the cinema reignites the gangs love for Powers Booth.

Sunday Feb 02, 2020
Kick Boxer - Vandammuary
Sunday Feb 02, 2020
Sunday Feb 02, 2020
What's better than an abusive hermit teaching you how to fight? Contributing to deforestation by kicking down trees!

Sunday Jan 26, 2020
The Scorpion King - Awful Aughts
Sunday Jan 26, 2020
Sunday Jan 26, 2020
Thick thighs make the cinema rise! This sweeping epic gets sand in all the right places, and The Rock serves looks.

Sunday Jan 19, 2020
Battlefield Earth - Awful Aughts
Sunday Jan 19, 2020
Sunday Jan 19, 2020
Dave makes us watch a Scientology commercial for 2 hours, and John Travolta doesn't. even. dance. Is he the pigeon hat bandit?

Sunday Jan 12, 2020
Push - Awful Aughts
Sunday Jan 12, 2020
Sunday Jan 12, 2020
Before he was Captain America, Chris Evans stars in the strange tale about sniffers, pushers, and screamers. I swear it's not as dirty as it sounds.

Sunday Jan 05, 2020
Saving Silverman - Awful Aughts
Sunday Jan 05, 2020
Sunday Jan 05, 2020
Can a young Jack Black save this film, or is Shitty Cinema doomed to stare into Jason Biggs lifeless eyes the whole time?

Sunday Dec 29, 2019
Jack Frost - Happy Christmas!
Sunday Dec 29, 2019
Sunday Dec 29, 2019
Michael Keaton goes from being an orphan (Batman) to making his son one in this jolly (?) Christmas classic. The gang also learns about Juice's porn search skills.

Sunday Dec 22, 2019
Jingle All The Way - Happy Christmas
Sunday Dec 22, 2019
Sunday Dec 22, 2019
1.) Never have children, their consumerism will kill you around the holidays. 2.) Never shower with Phil Hartman in your home.