Shitty Cinema

Against The Drunken Cat Paw - I Know Kungfu

What do you get when you combine a fake blind woman, lots of jug wine, a dwarf with a blowgun, a cross-eyed kung fu witch, and cats? We try to figure that out on this episode!

Cats - R2Reboot

This abomination finds unique ways to terrify each member of the gang, and trust me, you'll never look at Sir Ian McKellen the same again.

Wild Wild West - R2Reboot

Some would argue the shadow of Will Smith's wang is the best part of the film... and some would argue otherwise and be wrong.

The Mummy - R2Reboot

Will we ever get sick of watching Tim Cruise run? Is this Russell Crow's cry for help? And why don't we incarcerate more people with mercury?

The Predator - R2-Reboot

Dave puts to bed the old argument, who looks better naked: Olivia Munn or Arnold Schwarzenegger? (no spoilers!)

Godzilla King of the Monsters - Cardboard Kaiju

This week we learn a few things like all kaiju bodies are beautiful, you're never too young to find out your mom's an eco-terrorist, and the sea of Japan couldn't satiate Casey's thirst for Ken Watanabe.

Godzilla Vs Space Godzilla - Cardboard Kaiju

Listen, we would really love to tell you about this film, but a psychic space moth just sprinkled LSD everywhere, so we'll be in the corner licking the wall instead.

Atlantic Rim - Cardboard Kaiju

How does the Kmart knockoff version of Pacific Rim compare to the original? How drunk do you have to be to drive a robot? And was this movie your last attempt before succumbing to adult acting?

Pacific Rim Uprising - Cardboard Kaiju

That one guy from Star Wars (no, the other one) and Charlie Day battle it out mechs versus monsters, leaving us to ask ourselves: where's the drunk guy in a rubber suit?

Big Man Japan - Cardboard Kaiju

This week it took a special guest to help us figure out what the hell we just watched, and convince us that Satan baby can't hurt you in real life!