Shitty Cinema

The Hitman's Bodyguard - Frenemies

What was intended to be a lighthearted film ended up dividing a cinema on a highly sensitive subject... Canals: gross or disgusting?

Broken Arrow - Frenemies

John Travolta rope-a-dopes some nuclear warheads from the government and then rope-a-dopes Christian Slater until Christian slater rope-a-dopes John by rope-a-doping a nuclear warhead into John's sternum. Rope-a-dope.

The Photon Effect - Frenemies

This mean girls rendition of the flash reminds us why blood is thicker than water, and protein shakes are thicker than blood! Yum!

The Ridiculous 6 - Sad Sad West

Adam Sandler places race roulette and we all lose. He should have kept his Louisiana receipt!

Cowboys & Aliens - Sad Sad West

This unholy peanut butter and pickle sandwich of a film begs for you to take the tiniest taste... throw in some 007 and the Avatar we'll bite!

Jonah Hex - Sad Sad West

Thanos mumbles his way through this supernatural western making us wonder two things: What the hell is he saying and how much money does John Malkovich owe on back taxes?

The Room - Shitty Special

For our 100th episode we watch one of the all-time-great bad movies, The Room. Grab a spoon and mix together some scotch and vodka while we argue over exactly where our hero is from.

Comin' At Ya - Sad Sad West

Comin at Ya is in 3D, and there are three D's on this episode. Coincidence? I think not!

MacGyver - Reanimator Month

What's better than one MacGyver? How about two, but one of them is an elderly USSR defector? You don't want that? We didn't either, but this is what Jay brought this week on Shitty Cinema!

Stargate Origins - Reanimator Month

Dave nerds out so hard in this episode that he might start a Stargate podcast. Please help us stage an intervention.