Shitty Cinema

TMNT - Razzie-Berry Beret

If you ask me, based on the visual horror that is the CGI in this film, I would have rated this film R!

Showgirls - Razzie-Berry Beret

Legend has it that that there is a plot somewhere between the gratuitous nudity, but you have to look really HARD.

Hard Ticket to Hawaii - Destination Shitty Cinema

Bazookas, blow up dolls, and babes. I know what you're thinking, the only thing that could round this out is a contaminated cancer snake exploding out of the toilet!

Baywatch - Destination Shitty Cinema

Is this a parody? Is this serious? Do you think people with gym bodies are more likely to be killers?

Weekend At Bernies 2 - Destination Shitty Cinema

The laws of god, nature, and decomposition need not apply in this unholy sequel no one asked for!

Do or Die - Destination Shitty Cinema

What could nullify the sexiness of 5 Playboy playmates, Erik Estrada, and a bunch of cool gadgets? If you answered 3 Mr. Miyagi sex scenes... then you'd be oddly specific and correct!

Fearless Duo - I Know Kung Fu

What do you get when you cross an opium addicted master, a pervy student, and two bad ass sisters? A kick ass kung fu film if you can over look a little ghostly molestation!

Mad Monkey Kung Fu - I Know Kung Fu

Monkey the Man learns monkey kung fu from a man with a pet monkey until Monkey the Man becomes the pet monkey when Monkey see, Monkey do!

TC2000 - I Know Kung Fu

Imagine a future where everything is a warehouse and the only hope for man kind is an evil femme-bot, Bolo Yeung, and the Tae Bo guy... think you can hack it?

Kung Pow - I Know Kung Fu

The Gang joins Juice for his maiden voyage of a Shitty Cinema classic, and ask the tough questions like: three boobs or one big middle one?