Shitty Cinema

xXx -Cinema, Shitty Cinema

What would you get if you crossed Code Red Mountain Dew and a camera? This Vin Diesel master class of being a gen x edgelord, that's what!

Leonard Part 6 - Cinema, Shitty Cinema

While this is billed as a spy film, we can't help but wonder if this is really more of a peeping tom motion picture. While Cosby creeps us out, the Oracle (yes, THAT oracle) kills it!

Charlie's Angels - Cinema, Shitty Cinema

Special guest Chase sits in for Juice while we ponder life's big questions: who shaved Kristen Stewart, the number of Kegels you would have to perform to keep a tampon in when punched by Ronda Rousey, and would Casey buy a bullet proof granny bra?

Nick Fury: Agent of SHIELD - Cinema, Shitty Cinema

A very special episode featuring a very special guest, Ashley. We ask ourselves, would our mothers be attracted to David Hasselhoff?

The Avengers - Cinema, Shitty Cinema

Thish week we shee the film that made shir Shean Connery quit hish day job.

Wild Things - Frenemies

Will this seminal (intended) film get 4 votes for watching it again, or will it be three on one (also intended, duh)?

The Hitman's Bodyguard - Frenemies

What was intended to be a lighthearted film ended up dividing a cinema on a highly sensitive subject... Canals: gross or disgusting?

Broken Arrow - Frenemies

John Travolta rope-a-dopes some nuclear warheads from the government and then rope-a-dopes Christian Slater until Christian slater rope-a-dopes John by rope-a-doping a nuclear warhead into John's sternum. Rope-a-dope.

The Photon Effect - Frenemies

This mean girls rendition of the flash reminds us why blood is thicker than water, and protein shakes are thicker than blood! Yum!

The Ridiculous 6 - Sad Sad West

Adam Sandler places race roulette and we all lose. He should have kept his Louisiana receipt!