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Shitty Cinema is a comedy podcast about three film masochists that love movies but hate themselves. We recommend starting with newer episodes, or movies you’ve watched before. But you don’t have to take orders from a screen man, that’s on you.
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Sunday Dec 21, 2025
Sunday Dec 21, 2025
Another week, another round of N@zi magic ruining everyone's holiday. This week however, we get one cute shark WHO KEEPS THE HAT ON FOR MORE THAN ONE SCENE (take notes Elves...). Listen in to see what our favorite kill was, what we think Grandpa REALLY did on the side, and if this makes the cut for our background noise on the big day itself.
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Monday Dec 15, 2025
Monday Dec 15, 2025
The 3rd Reich takes over the 12 days of Christmas with 1 inbred virgin, 1 homicidal (but sweet?)elf, and 1 mall Santa with undiagnosed emphysema. Is it enough to add up to a 3 out of 3 would watch again? LISTEN TO THE EPISODE AND TELL US TOUGH GUY
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Wednesday Dec 10, 2025
Wednesday Dec 10, 2025
Have you ever lied about your boyfriend being your brother to manipulate an ex con into hitting a tiny casino for Christmas? Well they try to make this Ben "AFlick" film a thriller when this is very clearly a D flick.... with the only dick you'll see being Ben's face
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Monday Dec 01, 2025
Monday Dec 01, 2025
Michael Jai White is just trying to run a mime fight school when Tommy B's Boys decide to ruin the fun. Can MJW save this low budget film from the same fate as the other stream picks this month? CAN MJW JUST BE BATMAN ALREADY? YOU LET THE SPARKLEMAN , NOW LET SPAWN!
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Monday Nov 24, 2025
Monday Nov 24, 2025
On this episode Casey and Lorenzo get into shenanigans, Dave argues that Debra should lose her house, and Jay stands behind some messy drama with Ten Toes Down (2).
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Tuesday Nov 18, 2025
Tuesday Nov 18, 2025
Jay compares this to Neil Breen classics, Casey predicts when this was recorded based on outfits, and Dave hypothesizes about the wardrobe and BYO Crocs.
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Sunday Nov 09, 2025
Sunday Nov 09, 2025
What do you get when you have 5 mall cops, a rainy runaway and a Ben Kinsley cult? If you ask Jay, he'll say an excuse for Antonio Banderas to wear a beard, rrrrrrrrrrreow
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Thursday Nov 06, 2025
Thursday Nov 06, 2025
It's a new month and a new facial hair look for Colin Farrel! This week the roulette wheel of fate gave us a grey washed action flick, with a grey goose soaked lead. Come for the Colin Farrel mustache talk, stay for our fear of John Malkovich 🤷♀️
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Sunday Oct 26, 2025
Sunday Oct 26, 2025
David Carradine prances around the desert like a dusty rave bunny while stoking a gang war all to save a woman who has burlap friction burns on her most private parts. Come for... the dust? Stay for the high art that is the theatrical poster of this film!
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Sunday Oct 19, 2025
Sunday Oct 19, 2025
A classic Greek tale parsed through Hollywood and then Shitty Cinema. Turns out we have a lot of thoughts about Liam Neeson's Zeus, Jay gets worked about how how un-shitty the Greek Gods are, Dave has strong feelings about making out while covered in blood, and Casey praises a child on purpose?!
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