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Shitty Cinema is a comedy podcast about three film masochists that love movies but hate themselves. We recommend starting with newer episodes, or movies you’ve watched before. But you don’t have to take orders from a screen man, that’s on you.
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Sunday Apr 16, 2023
Sunday Apr 16, 2023
This week we lament that Jurassic Hunt doesn't have enough Rambo vs. raptors, complain about wimpy dino-bites and pterodactyl pigeons, and fall in love with an eclectic collection of characters while wondering why dino pee has become a theme.
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Sunday Apr 09, 2023
Sunday Apr 09, 2023
This week we talk Spielberg sex bots, dino squirts, and baaaad parenting. Ya know, that sentence might make more sense when you listen. Probably.
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Sunday Apr 02, 2023
Sunday Apr 02, 2023
Kicking us out of our prehysteria, the Velocipastor reminds us that you don't need a big budget to please these three idiots on the podcast (take note Spielberg).
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Sunday Mar 26, 2023
Sunday Mar 26, 2023
Is Eric Roberts the hardest working man in Hollywood? Do Hallmark movies think parents are just around to further the plot? Who are we supposed to be rooting for? Join us as we argue over exactly how much money it would take us to get passionately kissed by Eric Roberts while fake sleeping.
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Sunday Mar 19, 2023
Sunday Mar 19, 2023
Back to back movies with Mark Blankenfield playing a comedic take of a public domain character. We try to figure out what exactly the metaphor is, who is the real bad-man, and Jay makes a startling confession.
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Sunday Mar 12, 2023
Sunday Mar 12, 2023
This week we watched a tale as old as time itself... and the jokes were even staler. Co-starring a young Leslie Jordan trying to go above and beyond his lackey duties to carry the whole film. Frankenstein general Hospital leaves us feeling as though we need help for the comatose state it put us in.
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Sunday Mar 05, 2023
Sunday Mar 05, 2023
Steven Seagal tries to convince us that he's a serious doctor, and thought leader in virology, but all we can do is get upset about his medical safety practices. Maybe we should have focused more on Waco does a COVID but we had to talk about Steven's relationship to that damn mini horse.
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Monday Feb 27, 2023
Monday Feb 27, 2023
Shitty Cinema laments another lack of splits in the Van Damme classic Death Warrant. Despite that, we find joy by making our own Mentos moments and eyeing the little outfits!
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Sunday Feb 19, 2023
Sunday Feb 19, 2023
This week we find out the mob really wants to buy your local mall dojo. Dave educates us on crimes against Bruce Lee while Casey suffers from vitamin JCVD deficiency.
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Sunday Feb 12, 2023
Sunday Feb 12, 2023
Casey has Van Damme blinders, Jay wants Scott Adkins as the Punisher, and Dave can only see dating red flags in movies but not in real life.
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